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Chainsaw Fur
Laser Eyes
Melts Humans
Explodes Heads
Cuts Fingers Off


Looking for a terrifyingly cute option to take out your enemies? We've got the perfect pal for you!

This Teddy Bomb is equipped with:

  • Chainsaw Fur
  • Laser Eyes
  • Human Melting Capabilities
  • Brain Exploding Powers
  • AM/FM Radio
  • And more!

About Teddy Bomb

2014, Toronto, Directed by Justin Decloux, Starring Christian Murdoch, Peter Kuplowsky, Adam Thom

Teddy Bomb is a coming of age sci-fi splatter comedy with a dash of Hong Kong style action!

Teddy Bomb follows beer delivery boy Christian (Christian Murdoch) who stumbles upon a ticking time bomb that also happens to be a sentient stuffed animal: A talking teddy bear that can melt your face off. He can't get rid of it, he can't go to the police, and there's no way in hell he can turn it off.

To add insult to injury, the bomb's original owners want their property back and they'll decapitate, gut and eviscerate everyone that gets in their way. Whether Christian diffuses the bear or not - it's guaranteed that things will end in one big bloody bang.

Toronto Film Scene
A mash-up of sci-fi, kung-fu action, and old VHS tapes... extremely entertaining.

Unexpectedly Heartfelt

Rogue's Portal
If you love ultra-violence, blood splats, and gore then Teddy Bomb is definitely the film for you.

Sean Kelly
Highly Enjoyable Dark Comedy

April Etmanski

A hell of a lotta fun, this movie.

Joe F.

A definite recommend!

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